Left 4 Dead Safe Room - Review (Part 1)

[Dissonant Radness]

The most eternally fascinating facet of Left 4 Dead is that ineffably inexpugnable fortress known to the masses as the "safe room." I suspect that we shall never plumb the depths of its hallowed provenance, nor know from whose fecund intellect the creative coruscation did burst.

But surely we must examine it. We must fossick about, seeking the truths which certainly are embedded within its concrete walls. We must suss out its origins. For what is life for, if not to eff the ineffable?

To do this, we must start in that organ of penultimate importance. As the philosopher said, "In your heart, you know his rites." And are these words not true?

Perhaps the finest example of post-Roarkian architecture in existence, the safe room can inarguably be called the Eighth Wonder of the World. Its functional walls and sensible materials bespeak the work of a Brutalist designer of callow, yet genteel, disposition. The conveniently placed ordnance is indicative of an intelligent designer with a keen grasp of local issues.




At an opportune time, this will be continued...

[Vongore]

Move this bitch :3

As for what you wrote, just plain english for me, thanks

[Dave]

what does the world look like from all the way up your own ass?

[CaffeinePowered]

Hmmmm, your writing is interesting, but any man can use a thesaurus


I was expecting a full on review :\

[A. Crow]

See, I knew a girl who wrote like this in High School, she went to college and turned in her first paper for English 111 and was promptly failed for sounding overly bombastic, incomprehensible and being a "flashy, elitist bitch" as the proff put it.  You're overcompensating, even the editorial staff at the New Yorker would call you a "little tit" for this stuff.

[CaffeinePowered]

See, I knew a girl who wrote like this in High School, she went to college and turned in her first paper for English 111 and was promptly failed for sounding overly bombastic, incomprehensible and being a "flashy, elitist bitch" as the proff put it.  You're overcompensating, even the editorial staff at the New Yorker would call you a "little tit" for this stuff.

What you gotta do is make all the words start with the same letter like in V for Vendetta

[K2]

For what is life for, if not to eff the ineffable?

Verb 1. eff - have sexual intercourse with.

Who doesn't want to fuck the unfuckable?

[rumsfald]

Hmmmm, your writing is interesting, but any man can use a thesaurus

but only English majors feel compelled to use them.

On topic, I have it on authority that Bill fapps in in the northwest corner of each saferoom. He calls it, "Mine abode."

[Blues]

[quote author=Dissonant Radness link=topic=2090.msg59055#msg59055 date=1230582436]
For what is life for, if not to eff the ineffable?

Verb 1. eff - have sexual intercourse with.

Who doesn't want to fuck the unfuckable?

[/quote]
FUCK THE UNFUCKABLE SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA

[Squishy3]

[quote author=K2 link=topic=2090.msg59077#msg59077 date=1230585843]
[quote author=Dissonant Radness link=topic=2090.msg59055#msg59055 date=1230582436]
For what is life for, if not to eff the ineffable?

Verb 1. eff - have sexual intercourse with.

Who doesn't want to fuck the unfuckable?

[/quote]
FUCK THE UNFUCKABLE SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
[/quote]+1.

[Dave]

[quote author=Blues link=topic=2090.msg59103#msg59103 date=1230595291]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=2090.msg59077#msg59077 date=1230585843]
[quote author=Dissonant Radness link=topic=2090.msg59055#msg59055 date=1230582436]
For what is life for, if not to eff the ineffable?

Verb 1. eff - have sexual intercourse with.

Who doesn't want to fuck the unfuckable?

[/quote]
FUCK THE UNFUCKABLE SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
[/quote]+1.
[/quote]

yeah fuck the invisible!

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=2090.msg59104#msg59104 date=1230595424]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2090.msg59103#msg59103 date=1230595291]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=2090.msg59077#msg59077 date=1230585843]
[quote author=Dissonant Radness link=topic=2090.msg59055#msg59055 date=1230582436]
For what is life for, if not to eff the ineffable?

Verb 1. eff - have sexual intercourse with.

Who doesn't want to fuck the unfuckable?

[/quote]
FUCK THE UNFUCKABLE SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
[/quote]+1.
[/quote]

yeah fuck the invisible!
[/quote]brb, fucking the air

[Blues]

It occured to me right afterwards that I should have used the touch the untouchable line for this, but, I like where this is headed anyways.

[Squishy3]

I am not recording an amateur porn for you, Blues.

[Dave]

i will

[Geoff]

[quote author=K2 link=topic=2090.msg59077#msg59077 date=1230585843]
[quote author=Dissonant Radness link=topic=2090.msg59055#msg59055 date=1230582436]
For what is life for, if not to eff the ineffable?

Verb 1. eff - have sexual intercourse with.

Who doesn't want to fuck the unfuckable?

[/quote]
FUCK THE UNFUCKABLE SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
[/quote]


MOTHERFUCK A WINDOW, RAIDYO RAHEEM IS DEAD.

[Benito Mussolini]

Move this bitch :3

As for what you wrote, just plain english for me, thanks

Hmmmm, your writing is interesting, but any man can use a thesaurus


I was expecting a full on review :\

You 2 don't check the Introductions thread, don't you...  > >