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05-20-2009, 02:07 AM

from another forum:

"Sniper gets a bow and arrow and the Spy gets a railgun? Fvck this game"


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05-20-2009, 02:20 AM

(05-20-2009, 02:07 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: from another forum:

"Sniper gets a bow and arrow and the Spy gets a railgun? Fvck this game"

lululululul pretty much.


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05-20-2009, 02:32 AM

(05-19-2009, 06:22 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [quote author=Loqutus link=topic=2877.msg84236#msg84236 date=1242768792]
[quote author=backfire link=topic=2877.msg84233#msg84233 date=1242768640]
Alright, so now we have a spy sniper.... great. Just what we needed...

There are two sorts of men in this world: the sort with blood pouring out of a hole in their heads, and the sort holding the Ambassador. It has the ammo count of a revolver and the pinpoint accuracy of a sniper rifle, even at long range. (But remember, a gun that packs this much heat needs to cool off between shots, so make every shot count.)

Ambassador gets Headshot crits CONFIRMED
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There is no way this can be true.

There'd be no-scope headshots before that would ever happen.
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You mean like the Huntsman?


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05-20-2009, 02:44 AM

(05-20-2009, 02:32 AM)Loqutus link Wrote: [quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2877.msg84315#msg84315 date=1242775340]
[quote author=Loqutus link=topic=2877.msg84236#msg84236 date=1242768792]
[quote author=backfire link=topic=2877.msg84233#msg84233 date=1242768640]
Alright, so now we have a spy sniper.... great. Just what we needed...

There are two sorts of men in this world: the sort with blood pouring out of a hole in their heads, and the sort holding the Ambassador. It has the ammo count of a revolver and the pinpoint accuracy of a sniper rifle, even at long range. (But remember, a gun that packs this much heat needs to cool off between shots, so make every shot count.)

Ambassador gets Headshot crits CONFIRMED
[/quote]

There is no way this can be true.

There'd be no-scope headshots before that would ever happen.
[/quote]

You mean like the Huntsman?
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Gonna take a wild guess the Huntsman is not a raycast weapon, so no, it's not like that.


(09-11-2008, 05:11 PM)Dave link Wrote:i would totaly ride that gay ass dragon thing.
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05-20-2009, 06:40 PM

[Image: jarate.jpg]

I can't freakin believe this. I swear, this is NOT, photoshopped.
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(05-20-2009, 06:40 PM)Karf the Walrus link Wrote: [Image: jarate.jpg]

I can't freakin believe this. I swear, this is NOT, photoshopped.

Fake Real.

I see it too =O




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05-20-2009, 06:46 PM

(05-20-2009, 06:44 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [quote author=Karf the Walrus link=topic=2877.msg84640#msg84640 date=1242862848]
[Image: jarate.jpg]

I can't freakin believe this. I swear, this is NOT, photoshopped.

Fake Real.

I see it too =O
[/quote]I don't >_<



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05-20-2009, 06:49 PM

Oh shit I saw it.


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05-20-2009, 06:49 PM

Oh. My. God. :Smile
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05-20-2009, 06:50 PM

Pretty sure I don't want to throw pee at people........maybe.
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05-20-2009, 07:00 PM

I saw it first.
All me.
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05-20-2009, 07:02 PM

I seriously hope this is just another one of their jokes or something to screw around with.  What would this even do if real?  Cause slow down? I guess that makes sense >_>


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05-20-2009, 07:07 PM

(05-20-2009, 07:02 PM)Maxon link Wrote: I seriously hope this is just another one of their jokes or something to screw around with.  What would this even do if real?  Cause slow down? I guess that makes sense >_>
Glow in the dark / through walls. Or just leave a trail of footprints and be unable to heal.



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05-20-2009, 07:19 PM

(05-20-2009, 07:07 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Maxon link=topic=2877.msg84651#msg84651 date=1242864132]
I seriously hope this is just another one of their jokes or something to screw around with.  What would this even do if real?  Cause slow down? I guess that makes sense >_>
Glow in the dark / through walls. Or just leave a trail of footprints and be unable to heal.
[/quote]

I'd prefer a 2 sec stun or something like that.
Seems pretty balanced to me.




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05-20-2009, 07:22 PM

"Jarate is a thrown jar that splashes upon impact. When splashed on enemies, they take 35% more damage for a period of time. Jumping in water will wash off Jarate. Jarate is also able to short out Spies’ cloaking devices. When used on teammates, Jarate will extinguish any fire effects."
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05-20-2009, 07:24 PM

[Image: 07_comic_large.jpg]
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05-20-2009, 07:26 PM

this unlock taints the near perfection this update had.
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05-20-2009, 07:34 PM

(05-20-2009, 07:26 PM)chickadee link Wrote: this unlock taints the near perfection this update had.
I thought the effect is pretty good. I wonder how you reload the jarate.....oh my god.
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05-20-2009, 07:36 PM

Look at the icon for the Jarate chop achivement. Jarate confirmed for replacing the smg.
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05-20-2009, 07:39 PM

best avatar ever, or best avatar everest?
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