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KarthXLR
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03-04-2012, 11:47 PM

(03-04-2012, 11:43 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=«(''«) link=topic=3603.msg240171#msg240171 date=1330744837]
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I like these chips: http://extremefood.com/shop/product.php?...t=9&page=1
I feel bad that usually have to eat the entire bag myself.



you just became mybest friend ever ever ever

im gonna dip those in sriracha sauce


and have an orgasm


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Use the sriracha as lube.
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Kirby
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03-05-2012, 09:23 AM

Today is the day at my work that's known as "Thomas Crapper Day"


It was this day oh so many years ago the owner of the company was sitting on a shitter somewhere and had the inspiration hit him as to a new combination of chemicals in the adhesive that glues the silver coating to the ceramic rocks in our filters, that proprietary combination is the exact reason why our filters have like a 10% better rejection loss and much higher Q than any of our competitors worldwide.

Also how we've managed to, as a company of between 25-40 people, keep government contracts that companies 20 times our size are constantly trying to steal but can't because our shit is so much better than their shit.


It's also a paid company holiday.  8)


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Greatbacon
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03-05-2012, 09:22 PM

Awww yiss got a 95% on my database mgmt midterm.

Now to study for my distributed systems midterm.
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kaese
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03-06-2012, 02:11 AM

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bffs

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Squishy3
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03-06-2012, 10:29 AM

CHRISTINA HENDRICKS' PHONE WAS HACKED

GOD BLESS YOU, CELEBRITY PHONE HACKER

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03-06-2012, 10:55 AM

(03-06-2012, 02:11 AM)Käse link Wrote: [Image: tumblr_m0e2jnQYEX1r9g0auo6_500.png]

bffs


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zaneyard
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03-06-2012, 06:40 PM

According to the doc I don't have the herps or anything.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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matter11
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03-06-2012, 06:44 PM

(03-06-2012, 06:40 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: According to the doc I don't have the herps or anything.

maybe sharing all those steroid needles gave you butt secks aids.

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zaneyard
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03-06-2012, 07:20 PM

(03-06-2012, 06:44 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg240456#msg240456 date=1331077220]
According to the doc I don't have the herps or anything.

maybe sharing all those steroid needles gave you butt secks aids.
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I don't take roids I'm natty bro.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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kaese
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03-06-2012, 09:02 PM

(03-06-2012, 06:40 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: According to the doc I don't have the herps or anything.

Most people actually have herpes simplex virus 1.
HSV-2 are the genital herpes however lol.



And that Charmander's tail umbrella omg.

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zaneyard
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03-06-2012, 09:06 PM

(03-06-2012, 09:02 PM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg240456#msg240456 date=1331077220]
According to the doc I don't have the herps or anything.

Most people actually have herpes simplex virus 1.
HSV-2 are the genital herpes however lol.


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Yeah I know lol, I wouldn't have gone to the clinic for that.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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03-07-2012, 09:11 AM

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03-07-2012, 04:05 PM

(03-07-2012, 09:11 AM)at0m link Wrote: [Image: 3nzA1.jpg]


I loled, first because I thought the point was omg those Captain Planet teens are almost Nazi saluting

Then I scrolled far enough to see the Magic School Bus part

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03-07-2012, 07:10 PM

so the magic school bus kids became eco nazis
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03-08-2012, 01:57 AM

Weird shit going on in my highway. The carpool lanes got widened, then double white lines painted.
Now the carpool lanes will be toll lanes... and I was getting worried...
but people driving electrics, hybrids, motorcycles are exempt... as well as carpoolers....

Still rockin that left lane all by myself...

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03-08-2012, 03:38 AM

The company who hired me is going to fly me to Montreal for a few days for a medical. Cant fuckin wait.

if you want to kill yourself get a dog. it is impossible to let down a dog.
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HeK
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03-08-2012, 09:00 AM

(03-08-2012, 01:57 AM)k0ala link Wrote: Weird shit going on in my highway. The carpool lanes got widened, then double white lines painted.
Now the carpool lanes will be toll lanes... and I was getting worried...
but people driving electrics, hybrids, motorcycles are exempt... as well as carpoolers....

Still rockin that left lane all by myself...

I wish we had a carpool lane... or acceptably priced insurance, or a riding season....
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03-08-2012, 05:12 PM

http://www.vta.org/expresslanes/index.html

My tax dollars at work

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Squishy3
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03-09-2012, 03:40 PM

The girl I want to date just broke up with her boyfriend. YUS.

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03-09-2012, 09:57 PM

Started lifting at a friend's house to get into a routine since spring is coming around.

My arms are dead.

And I'm playing Tera all day.

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