New/Improved Longest Thread

[Dr. Zaius]

So you know those straight razor blades that come with the brown cardboard-y paper wrapped around the blade?

Yeah, I carried two of them in my wallet from Maine to Wisconsin, on two planes.


A week before 9/11

terrorist

reported

enjoy your RL ban

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg222215#msg222215 date=1315676325]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=2632.msg222208#msg222208 date=1315665294]
web's firewalled and paywalled, there's some extra hardware at the hotel to make sure every email browser is paying for their service or is a hotel rewards cardholder

and for 95% of hotel guests, "the Internet" is "the Web".

it's free internet, no need to do that.
[/quote]

I know.

It hates you.
[/quote]Time to download every game on Steam to waste bandwidth, even if I can only download 19 games on a Mac. (not my computer, on vacation with my folks and I never have needed to own a laptop.)

[Stein]

http://gatosgonnagait.ytmnd.com/
nice

So you know those straight razor blades that come with the brown cardboard-y paper wrapped around the blade?

Yeah, I carried two of them in my wallet from Maine to Wisconsin, on two planes.


A week before 9/11

What a sketch...
Did you forget they were in there or something?

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222222#msg222222 date=1315680681]
So you know those straight razor blades that come with the brown cardboard-y paper wrapped around the blade?

Yeah, I carried two of them in my wallet from Maine to Wisconsin, on two planes.


A week before 9/11

What a sketch...
Did you forget they were in there or something?
[/quote]



Yeah, they've been in there for like 4 years, completely forgot they were there. How the fuck they got thru TSA I'll nev...oh wait.

[KarthXLR]

I just saw the real life Mr. Plinkett.

Oh my god.

[Squishy3]

Oh yeah, on my airplane trip on my way to Maine I went through one of the body scanners. Shit tingles. Now when the fuck do I get my superpowers?

[matter11]

Oh yeah, on my airplane trip on my way to Maine I went through one of the body scanners. Shit tingles. Now when the fuck do I get my superpowers?

After you realize you don't get kids. Like batman but reverse.

[Stein]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=2632.msg222268#msg222268 date=1315705525]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222222#msg222222 date=1315680681]
So you know those straight razor blades that come with the brown cardboard-y paper wrapped around the blade?

Yeah, I carried two of them in my wallet from Maine to Wisconsin, on two planes.


A week before 9/11

What a sketch...
Did you forget they were in there or something?
[/quote]



Yeah, they've been in there for like 4 years, completely forgot they were there. How the fuck they got thru TSA I'll nev...oh wait.
[/quote]
Is there a story here I'm missing?

[CaffeinePowered]

I just saw the real life Mr. Plinkett.

Oh my god.

Did he show you his basement?

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=2632.msg222355#msg222355 date=1315771515]
I just saw the real life Mr. Plinkett.

Oh my god.

Did he show you his basement?
[/quote]We were at the grocery store, so thankfully no.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222287#msg222287 date=1315715563]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=2632.msg222268#msg222268 date=1315705525]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222222#msg222222 date=1315680681]
So you know those straight razor blades that come with the brown cardboard-y paper wrapped around the blade?

Yeah, I carried two of them in my wallet from Maine to Wisconsin, on two planes.


A week before 9/11

What a sketch...
Did you forget they were in there or something?
[/quote]



Yeah, they've been in there for like 4 years, completely forgot they were there. How the fuck they got thru TSA I'll nev...oh wait.
[/quote]
Is there a story here I'm missing?
[/quote]


Refer to drug posts where I allude to the fact I used to roll through thousands of dollars of Cocaine a month.

Drivers licenses and credit cards are for chumps.

[matter11]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=2632.msg222448#msg222448 date=1315837567]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222287#msg222287 date=1315715563]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=2632.msg222268#msg222268 date=1315705525]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222222#msg222222 date=1315680681]
So you know those straight razor blades that come with the brown cardboard-y paper wrapped around the blade?

Yeah, I carried two of them in my wallet from Maine to Wisconsin, on two planes.


A week before 9/11

What a sketch...
Did you forget they were in there or something?
[/quote]



Yeah, they've been in there for like 4 years, completely forgot they were there. How the fuck they got thru TSA I'll nev...oh wait.
[/quote]
Is there a story here I'm missing?
[/quote]


Refer to drug posts where I allude to the fact I used to roll through thousands of dollars of Cocaine a month.

Drivers licenses and credit cards are for chumps.
[/quote]

I think your biography would be quite the read, kirby.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg222361#msg222361 date=1315774263]
Oh yeah, on my airplane trip on my way to Maine I went through one of the body scanners. Shit tingles. Now when the fuck do I get my superpowers?

After you realize you don't get kids. Like batman but reverse.
[/quote]I don't get kids? I don't see what's negative about that.

[rumsfald]

I used to roll through thousands of dollars of Cocaine a month.

[/callout-rap]
Kirby can out-code you with just one hand
He rolls through more lines than Lindsey Lohan
[/callout-rap off]

[Didzo]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222498#msg222498 date=1315868976]
I used to roll through thousands of dollars of Cocaine a month.

[/callout-rap]
Kirby can out-code you with just one hand
He rolls through more lines than Lindsey Lohan
[/callout-rap off]
[/quote]

+1069/-69

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg222513#msg222513 date=1315871335]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=2632.msg222498#msg222498 date=1315868976]
I used to roll through thousands of dollars of Cocaine a month.

[/callout-rap]
Kirby can out-code you with just one hand
He rolls through more lines than Lindsey Lohan
[/callout-rap off]
[/quote]

+1069/-69
[/quote]

It's not fair. How am I supposed to out quip that man? +1

[rumsfald]

Worst Fight Scene Ever

[HeK]

Minecraft: Resonance Cascade

[Kirby]

Minecraft: Resonance Cascade

Jesus....good god....


TAKE ALL MY +1's HeK JUST TAKE THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[rumsfald]

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