This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[The Generic Name]

We went for roughly an hour. She was happy.


So was I.

Hour long movie?  shit movie is shit.

[zaneyard]

you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

[Chief]

you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane

[Dr. Zaius]

Hey guys don't flail your e-peen penis around in here.

Shut up Zaius no one even cared until you said something

[Didzo]

Shut up Zaius no one even cared until you said something

Quite sure that you haven't change the no-shit-given status quo by posting.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220385#msg220385 date=1314387327]
you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane
[/quote]
lol, shut up virgin

[Vandamguy]

[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220391#msg220391 date=1314390526]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220385#msg220385 date=1314387327]
you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane
[/quote]
lol, shut up virgin
[/quote]
ripped like paper

also, related to original topic:
figured out how to circumvent my ISP's bandwidth throttling timez

[Chief]

[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220391#msg220391 date=1314390526]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220385#msg220385 date=1314387327]
you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane
[/quote]
lol, shut up virgin
[/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220434#msg220434 date=1314395740]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220391#msg220391 date=1314390526]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220385#msg220385 date=1314387327]
you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane
[/quote]
lol, shut up virgin
[/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here
[/quote]

[Black Aspen]

[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220498#msg220498 date=1314419669]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220434#msg220434 date=1314395740]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220391#msg220391 date=1314390526]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220385#msg220385 date=1314387327]
you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane
[/quote]
lol, shut up virgin
[/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here
[/quote]

[/quote]

Someone add this to Tim's sig.

[Kirby]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220503#msg220503 date=1314421422]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220498#msg220498 date=1314419669]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220434#msg220434 date=1314395740]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220391#msg220391 date=1314390526]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220385#msg220385 date=1314387327]
you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds

i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane
[/quote]
lol, shut up virgin
[/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here
[/quote]

[/quote]

Someone add this to Tim's sig.
[/quote]


My Adblock extension is going to implode if I have to block any more pics from Tim's sig

[Vandamguy]

My Adblock extension is going to implode if I have to block any more pics from Tim's sig

+1 for the lulz
i just left that one of the cheerleader.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3603.msg220527#msg220527 date=1314449861]
My Adblock extension is going to implode if I have to block any more pics from Tim's sig

+1 for the lulz
i just left that one of the cheerleader.
[/quote]



Only surviving TimSigPic on my end too. I also may have saved it like a year ago in case he ever removed it.




Also, this made my day.


I roll in the driveway from getting dinner, and I again had my rifle with me for tactical squirrel removal when I got back. I notice behind me going down the driveway is a junky ass pickup, I assume he's going to buy some weed from my neighbors and stuff, and don't even pay him a second thought.

I pull into my parking spot, and the truck pulls into my driveway too, so I'm like uhhhhh?

I get out of my car, and this big sasquatch redneck gets out of the truck, someone I used to call a friend until like 6 years ago when he slashed all the tires on my car and ripped the scanner antenna array off my trunk lid and made it disappear, because I fucked the piss out of his little sister at a party. As far as I know, he doesn't know I actually know it was him, and we haven't even seen each other in about 5 years.

So once I see him get out, I duck back into my car, yank out my rifle and walk about a third of the distance between us and flatly say "The hell do you want?" He's very nicey nicey and says "Hey man I haven't seen you in years I was just stopping by to say hi I saw you pulling in" to which I reply "Done, hi and bye." I turn around and walk back to my car, grab my dinner and walk inside, and I suppose he just got back in his truck and backed out, I didn't even turn around to look. A few minutes later he calls my cell, and I ignore the call. He leaves a voicemail, so I check it in the off chance it's a threat so I can just turn around, be a giant dick and report it to the Sheriff. Tells me not to be a shit and if I ever pull a gun on him again I'm going to regret it.

Call Sheriff, tell them I'm preemptively calling to head off the call I suspect they're about to get about someone pulling a gun on someone else pointing it at him and threatening him at my address. Sure as shit while I'm on the phone with the public safety guy, 911 gets a call for the exact thing I just explained.

Of course the Sheriff will send a unit to my house and see what's going on regardless of the fact I called ahead, just because it's their job to be thorough. I exploit the fact that it's a county wide administration and the unit will probably take 5-10 minutes to arrive, and queue up the security footage that shows me never pointing my rifle anywhere but my feet, ready to show him when he arrives.  8)

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3603.msg220570#msg220570 date=1314477565]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3603.msg220527#msg220527 date=1314449861]
My Adblock extension is going to implode if I have to block any more pics from Tim's sig

+1 for the lulz
i just left that one of the cheerleader.
[/quote]



Only surviving TimSigPic on my end too. I also may have saved it like a year ago in case he ever removed it.




Also, this made my day.


I roll in the driveway from getting dinner, and I again had my rifle with me for tactical squirrel removal when I got back. I notice behind me going down the driveway is a junky ass pickup, I assume he's going to buy some weed from my neighbors and stuff, and don't even pay him a second thought.

I pull into my parking spot, and the truck pulls into my driveway too, so I'm like uhhhhh?

I get out of my car, and this big sasquatch redneck gets out of the truck, someone I used to call a friend until like 6 years ago when he slashed all the tires on my car and ripped the scanner antenna array off my trunk lid and made it disappear, because I fucked the piss out of his little sister at a party. As far as I know, he doesn't know I actually know it was him, and we haven't even seen each other in about 5 years.

So once I see him get out, I duck back into my car, yank out my rifle and walk about a third of the distance between us and flatly say "The hell do you want?" He's very nicey nicey and says "Hey man I haven't seen you in years I was just stopping by to say hi I saw you pulling in" to which I reply "Done, hi and bye." I turn around and walk back to my car, grab my dinner and walk inside, and I suppose he just got back in his truck and backed out, I didn't even turn around to look. A few minutes later he calls my cell, and I ignore the call. He leaves a voicemail, so I check it in the off chance it's a threat so I can just turn around, be a giant dick and report it to the Sheriff. Tells me not to be a shit and if I ever pull a gun on him again I'm going to regret it.

Call Sheriff, tell them I'm preemptively calling to head off the call I suspect they're about to get about someone pulling a gun on someone else pointing it at him and threatening him at my address. Sure as shit while I'm on the phone with the public safety guy, 911 gets a call for the exact thing I just explained.

Of course the Sheriff will send a unit to my house and see what's going on regardless of the fact I called ahead, just because it's their job to be thorough. I exploit the fact that it's a county wide administration and the unit will probably take 5-10 minutes to arrive, and queue up the security footage that shows me never pointing my rifle anywhere but my feet, ready to show him when he arrives.  8)
[/quote]



Well done. Whoever calls the police first in any confrontation is the victim. Also this story needs more AR-15

[maxthroatkick]

Made it to the top 100 http://www.brbuninstalling.com/hlstats/h...ayer=96722 I'm happy now. Second page get

[loldollas]

Got a 2nd interview for that job at the clinical psych office, basically a casual chat with the clinical director, the psychologist in charge.

So stoked for this job...I mean, they gave me a schedule already so I feel as I already got it...haha

[k0ala]

The best interviews are conversations. I think you got this one, Duckets.

[matter11]

watching Geri's game. Always day improving.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3603.msg220589#msg220589 date=1314484856]

Wall of text

Well done. Whoever calls the police first in any confrontation is the victim. Also this story needs more AR-15
[/quote]



AR-15 would be a little overkill for squirrel.  :-X


Also can't afford one.  


Donate one to the Kirby needs an AR fund?

I take AK's too. Maybe an M14?


:'(


Oh well, at least my ammo is cheap.

[K2]

Actually from last week, but I forgot to post it then.