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[at0m]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg216631#msg216631 date=1311752559]
Fuck everything about this.

link is irrelevant ?
[/quote]Fixed the link, it's for 'The World's Most Humane Prison'. And this is the Longest Thread, nothing is relevant. Ever.

[matter11]

Fuck everything about this.

EDIT: Time sucks at slide shows.

put them in there to reward them for killing people, then let them out into the real world which they'll hate and they'll murder more people.

[Eschatos]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg216631#msg216631 date=1311752559]
Fuck everything about this.

EDIT: Time sucks at slide shows.

put them in there to reward them for killing people, then let them out into the real world which they'll hate and they'll murder more people.
[/quote]
I'd like to see their statistics for recidivism and escape attempts before I make any judgements about people leaving just to murder again.

[copulatingduck]

Fuck everything about this.

EDIT: Time sucks at slide shows.

Man Norway owns, I wonder if I could get a job there



edit: Tim, your people are supposed to be from Norway or something, see if you could hook me up with a job, thx in advance

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=2632.msg216567#msg216567 date=1311728359]
Play demo, annihilate pubbies? 

Eh, playing demo is a double-edged sword (not referencing the broke-as-shit demoknight half of that class) because demospam is so bad but so rewarding.
[/quote]

I love going on pubbie servers and just laying down stickies constantly.  Half the pubbies don't even try to avoid them when they're in plain sight.  I've gotten 40 kills just sitting on top of the 2fort bridge blowing up anyone leaving the spawns.

[matter11]

[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=2632.msg216618#msg216618 date=1311745229]


[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=2632.msg216567#msg216567 date=1311728359]
Play demo, annihilate pubbies? 

Eh, playing demo is a double-edged sword (not referencing the broke-as-shit demoknight half of that class) because demospam is so bad but so rewarding.
[/quote]

I love going on pubbie servers and just laying down stickies constantly.  Half the pubbies don't even try to avoid them when they're in plain sight.  I've gotten 40 kills just sitting on top of the 2fort bridge blowing up anyone leaving the spawns.
[/quote]

when i first got tf2 (on the xbox) I sat in the building in front of dustbowl's 5th point and just kept on laying down stickies. I did over 7900 damage in one life.

[Wyrmidon]

goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

[AMCZombine]

goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

Doesn't that only happen when its technically impossible to win or lose the game?

[AMCZombine]

Fuck everything about this.

EDIT: Time sucks at slide shows.

As calm as that place makes itself out to be it incites my anger, fury and violent thoughts towards it.

"we'll paint a giant cartoon of a 50s inmate playing basketball with his ball and chain, so they know we take them seriously"

Man what a backwards way to spend money.

"Lets try to be open and kind so they like this place, and get good feelings about what they are in here for"

You're right fuck everything about that.

[Coelit]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg216631#msg216631 date=1311752559]
Fuck everything about this.

EDIT: Time sucks at slide shows.

As calm as that place makes itself out to be it incites my anger, fury and violent thoughts towards it.

"we'll paint a giant cartoon of a 50s inmate playing basketball with his ball and chain, so they know we take them seriously"

Man what a backwards way to spend money.

"Lets try to be open and kind so they like this place, and get good feelings about what they are in here for"

You're right fuck everything about that.
[/quote]
People that go to jail most of the time deserve something 100 times fucking worse then this. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS TEACH THEM?

[k0ala]

As a privileged white male who's never been to prison, I have no problem saying shit about how prisons are too nice.

Since this is happening in a foreign country, maybe I'll write my Congressman and see what he can do about making American prisons suck more.

Rape joke.

[Versus]

prisoners: are they people, or animals? brbu investigates at 10

[Evil Cheese]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216448#msg216448 date=1311640017]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg216447#msg216447 date=1311638795]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216445#msg216445 date=1311638465]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg216443#msg216443 date=1311636439]
started the Stronglifts 5x5 weightlifting program today

holy fuck do my legs burn

only 5 reps in a set?
[/quote]
lower reps at a higher rate promotes more muscle strength than the traditional 3x15 lifts
[/quote]

I do 3 sets of 8 on my exercises but I'm just starting out and don't have a professionally made routine yet. I'm probably gonna start one when I head back to school.
[/quote]
i read about it here
might want to check out that stuff
[/quote]

I tried something similar to this for a while and I do feel like it increased my strength, but be aware the results are different than higher rep programs. From my experience this seemed to build relatively smaller, denser muscle so don't expect to bulk up quickly. If you want some bulk then try a little higher repset ratio.

[Wyrmidon]

[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217289#msg217289 date=1312179837]
goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

Doesn't that only happen when its technically impossible to win or lose the game?
[/quote]

when I have a queen a bishop, and two pawns while the CPU only has a king and pawn, I think it's possible for me to win.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=AMCZombine link=topic=2632.msg217299#msg217299 date=1312193985]
[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217289#msg217289 date=1312179837]
goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

Doesn't that only happen when its technically impossible to win or lose the game?
[/quote]

when I have a queen a bishop, and two pawns while the CPU only has a king and pawn, I think it's possible for me to win.
[/quote]


If you have that kind of an advantage and lose, its our own fault, a stalemate only occurs when the opponent can make no legal moves, for that to happen, you would have to block his pawn from moving, and force the king into a position where he can not move without putting himself into check.

[Didzo]

prisoners: are they people, or animals? brbu investigates at 10

+1

[matter11]

[quote author=AMCZombine link=topic=2632.msg217299#msg217299 date=1312193985]
[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217289#msg217289 date=1312179837]
goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

Doesn't that only happen when its technically impossible to win or lose the game?
[/quote]

when I have a queen a bishop, and two pawns while the CPU only has a king and pawn, I think it's possible for me to win.
[/quote]

adjust the difficulty level and work your way up. also use the undo function if you're just learning, it helps alot.

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217322#msg217322 date=1312211698]
[quote author=AMCZombine link=topic=2632.msg217299#msg217299 date=1312193985]
[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217289#msg217289 date=1312179837]
goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

Doesn't that only happen when its technically impossible to win or lose the game?
[/quote]

when I have a queen a bishop, and two pawns while the CPU only has a king and pawn, I think it's possible for me to win.
[/quote]

**snip**

and force the king into a position where he can not move without putting himself into check.
[/quote]


Isn't that checkmate?

[matter11]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg217324#msg217324 date=1312212715]
[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217322#msg217322 date=1312211698]
[quote author=AMCZombine link=topic=2632.msg217299#msg217299 date=1312193985]
[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217289#msg217289 date=1312179837]
goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

Doesn't that only happen when its technically impossible to win or lose the game?
[/quote]

when I have a queen a bishop, and two pawns while the CPU only has a king and pawn, I think it's possible for me to win.
[/quote]

**snip**

and force the king into a position where he can not move without putting himself into check.
[/quote]


Isn't that checkmate?
[/quote]

No, checkamte is when the king is IN check immediately and cannot move out of check and no other peice and block the current check or take the checking piece.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg217324#msg217324 date=1312212715]
[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217322#msg217322 date=1312211698]
[quote author=AMCZombine link=topic=2632.msg217299#msg217299 date=1312193985]
[quote author=Wyrmidon link=topic=2632.msg217289#msg217289 date=1312179837]
goddamn I hate chess on the PC. computer cheats and calls stalemate every time you are gonna run it down in a few turns.  >

Doesn't that only happen when its technically impossible to win or lose the game?
[/quote]

when I have a queen a bishop, and two pawns while the CPU only has a king and pawn, I think it's possible for me to win.
[/quote]

**snip**

and force the king into a position where he can not move without putting himself into check.
[/quote]


Isn't that checkmate?
[/quote]

No, two things can force a stalemate, if the same move is repeated three times by both players or if no legal moves for a player exist.

Only two pieces can be "constrained", pawns and the king. A pawn can be blocked from moving foward, and the king can not put himself into check. So if the pawn is blocked and the king can't move without putting himself into check, a stalemate is achieved.