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[Dr. Zaius]

I think this demands restating



drunk tf2 is the best tf2

[matter11]

I think this demands restating



drunk tf2 is the best tf2

I like to vape and then play engi on a turbine server. It's very relaxing.

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=2632.msg216123#msg216123 date=1311320117]
I think this demands restating



drunk tf2 is the best tf2

I like to vape and then play engi on a turbine server. It's very relaxing.
[/quote]

Oh yeah, I definitely get that.

But alcohol makes me like.... 4 to 5 times better at tf2.

[matter11]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216197#msg216197 date=1311377464]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=2632.msg216123#msg216123 date=1311320117]
I think this demands restating



drunk tf2 is the best tf2

I like to vape and then play engi on a turbine server. It's very relaxing.
[/quote]

Oh yeah, I definitely get that.

But alcohol makes me like.... 4 to 5 times better at tf2.
[/quote]

two possibilities here

a. you're drunk enough to do awful and still think you're doing good.

or

b. alcohol makes you try

[Kirby]

Went to Subway, here's a transcript.

Me: I'll have a footlong melt on Italian herbs pl0x

Her: <grabs bread> Foot long or 6 inch?

Me: ..Footlong

Her: You said a BLT?

Me: ....Melt

Her: <puts meat on> What kind of cheese do you want?

Me: Pepperjack plz

Her: <puts cheeze on> Do you want it toasted?

Me: No just heat the bacon

Her: <heats bacon> Do you want any veggies?

Me: Yeah, little lettuce, spinach, olives and onions

Her: <puts bacon on, then puts lettuce on> You said banana peppers and cucumbers?

Me: ....... no..spinach, olives and onions.... <walks to cooler to grab soda>

Her: <puts on stuff while im at cooler> / <me gets back>

Her: Do you want any salt&pepper?

Me: Salt, pepper and mayo plz

Her: <s&p's, then grabs italian oil>

Me: ...no not oil, mayo....jesus christ are you fucking dumb?

Her: <mayos>

So I get home, and I open my melt with american cheese* lettuce, olives, pickles* and jalepenos*.



Jesus.

[matter11]

Went to Subway, here's a transcript.

Me: I'll have a footlong melt on Italian herbs pl0x

Her: <grabs bread> Foot long or 6 inch?

Me: ..Footlong

Her: You said a BLT?

Me: ....Melt

Her: <puts meat on> What kind of cheese do you want?

Me: Pepperjack plz

Her: <puts cheeze on> Do you want it toasted?

Me: No just heat the bacon

Her: <heats bacon> Do you want any veggies?

Me: Yeah, little lettuce, spinach, olives and onions

Her: <puts bacon on, then puts lettuce on> You said banana peppers and cucumbers?

Me: ....... no..spinach, olives and onions.... <walks to cooler to grab soda>

Her: <puts on stuff while im at cooler> / <me gets back>

Her: Do you want any salt&pepper?

Me: Salt, pepper and mayo plz

Her: <s&p's, then grabs italian oil>

Me: ...no not oil, mayo....jesus christ are you fucking dumb?

Her: <mayos>

So I get home, and I open my melt with american cheese* lettuce, olives, pickles* and jalepenos*.



Jesus.

This is the dark side of marijuana

[zaneyard]

This is the dark side of marijuana

being braindead?

[CaffeinePowered]

This comment made me laugh harder than it should have

"I nicknamed my AC Dirk because its been so clutch against this heat"

[rumsfald]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216239#msg216239 date=1311440114]
This is the dark side of marijuana

being braindead?
[/quote]
eating at subway?

[at0m]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg216245#msg216245 date=1311443419]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216239#msg216239 date=1311440114]
This is the dark side of marijuana

being braindead?
[/quote]
eating at subway?
[/quote]Yeah I'm not sure what's worse, that she screwed it up or that you were so out of it you let her get away with it. You watched her make the whole sandwich, then walked out after paying for something you didn't want to eat.

[matter11]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg216273#msg216273 date=1311460494]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg216245#msg216245 date=1311443419]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216239#msg216239 date=1311440114]
This is the dark side of marijuana

being braindead?
[/quote]
eating at subway?
[/quote]Yeah I'm not sure what's worse, that she screwed it up or that you were so out of it you let her get away with it. You watched her make the whole sandwich, then walked out after paying for something you didn't want to eat.
[/quote]

I was implying that she was high on the job and didn't know how to have a functioning high, makes us all look bad. What time did this occur at btw?

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=2632.msg216274#msg216274 date=1311461060]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg216273#msg216273 date=1311460494]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg216245#msg216245 date=1311443419]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216239#msg216239 date=1311440114]
This is the dark side of marijuana

being braindead?
[/quote]
eating at subway?
[/quote]Yeah I'm not sure what's worse, that she screwed it up or that you were so out of it you let her get away with it. You watched her make the whole sandwich, then walked out after paying for something you didn't want to eat.
[/quote]

I was implying that she was high on the job and didn't know how to have a functioning high, makes us all look bad. What time did this occur at btw?
[/quote] and my point is that applies to both sides of the counter

[Bonesinger]

Contemplating if I should trade my Agile Intrepid Pro 828 8 String guitar

for a Giannini Sevilha 7-string classical

[Eightball]

I know nothing about guitars or musical instruments of any form and can therefore only make judgments on aesthetics.

You should stay with your 8-string.

[Kirby]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg216273#msg216273 date=1311460494]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg216245#msg216245 date=1311443419]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg216239#msg216239 date=1311440114]
This is the dark side of marijuana

being braindead?
[/quote]
eating at subway?
[/quote]Yeah I'm not sure what's worse, that she screwed it up or that you were so out of it you let her get away with it. You watched her make the whole sandwich, then walked out after paying for something you didn't want to eat.
[/quote]


Get off your pedestal, at0m, you're annoying with it.


A) I hadn't smoked since Friday evening up until about 30 minutes ago, I don't spend every waking moment stoned off my ass, fuck you and your assumption.

B) Go back and look where I wasn't there for about 10 seconds while she put most stuff on

[Kor]

Went to Subway, here's a transcript.

Me: I'll have a footlong melt on Italian herbs pl0x

Her: <grabs bread> Foot long or 6 inch?

Me: ..Footlong

Her: You said a BLT?

Me: ....Melt

Her: <puts meat on> What kind of cheese do you want?

Me: Pepperjack plz

Her: <puts cheeze on> Do you want it toasted?

Me: No just heat the bacon

Her: <heats bacon> Do you want any veggies?

Me: Yeah, little lettuce, spinach, olives and onions

Her: <puts bacon on, then puts lettuce on> You said banana peppers and cucumbers?

Me: ....... no..spinach, olives and onions.... <walks to cooler to grab soda>

Her: <puts on stuff while im at cooler> / <me gets back>

Her: Do you want any salt&pepper?

Me: Salt, pepper and mayo plz

Her: <s&p's, then grabs italian oil>

Me: ...no not oil, mayo....jesus christ are you fucking dumb?

Her: <mayos>

So I get home, and I open my melt with american cheese* lettuce, olives, pickles* and jalepenos*.



Jesus.

/r/firstworldproblems

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=2632.msg216236#msg216236 date=1311439026]
Went to Subway, here's a transcript.

Me: I'll have a footlong melt on Italian herbs pl0x

Her: <grabs bread> Foot long or 6 inch?

Me: ..Footlong

Her: You said a BLT?

Me: ....Melt

Her: <puts meat on> What kind of cheese do you want?

Me: Pepperjack plz

Her: <puts cheeze on> Do you want it toasted?

Me: No just heat the bacon

Her: <heats bacon> Do you want any veggies?

Me: Yeah, little lettuce, spinach, olives and onions

Her: <puts bacon on, then puts lettuce on> You said banana peppers and cucumbers?

Me: ....... no..spinach, olives and onions.... <walks to cooler to grab soda>

Her: <puts on stuff while im at cooler> / <me gets back>

Her: Do you want any salt&pepper?

Me: Salt, pepper and mayo plz

Her: <s&p's, then grabs italian oil>

Me: ...no not oil, mayo....jesus christ are you fucking dumb?

Her: <mayos>

So I get home, and I open my melt with american cheese* lettuce, olives, pickles* and jalepenos*.



Jesus.

/r/firstworldproblems
[/quote]

we could probably scrub the forums and just have a subreddit

[matter11]

[quote author=Kor link=topic=2632.msg216308#msg216308 date=1311483823]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=2632.msg216236#msg216236 date=1311439026]
Went to Subway, here's a transcript.

Me: I'll have a footlong melt on Italian herbs pl0x

Her: <grabs bread> Foot long or 6 inch?

Me: ..Footlong

Her: You said a BLT?

Me: ....Melt

Her: <puts meat on> What kind of cheese do you want?

Me: Pepperjack plz

Her: <puts cheeze on> Do you want it toasted?

Me: No just heat the bacon

Her: <heats bacon> Do you want any veggies?

Me: Yeah, little lettuce, spinach, olives and onions

Her: <puts bacon on, then puts lettuce on> You said banana peppers and cucumbers?

Me: ....... no..spinach, olives and onions.... <walks to cooler to grab soda>

Her: <puts on stuff while im at cooler> / <me gets back>

Her: Do you want any salt&pepper?

Me: Salt, pepper and mayo plz

Her: <s&p's, then grabs italian oil>

Me: ...no not oil, mayo....jesus christ are you fucking dumb?

Her: <mayos>

So I get home, and I open my melt with american cheese* lettuce, olives, pickles* and jalepenos*.



Jesus.

/r/firstworldproblems
[/quote]

we could probably scrub the forums and just have a subreddit
[/quote]

I prefer forum format, whenever I'm on fb I always wanna use a quote function

[Dr. Zaius]

Instead of taking 10 mg melatonin tonight i took 20 mg

just to see what happens

probably just placebo but i am noticeably more tired

[A. Crow]

I have the theme song to Fraggle Rock stuck in my head.

OH GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?