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at0m
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06-15-2011, 07:48 AM

I phrased that wrong - I got jewed out of the $800 even though noone would've gotten it if I hadn't worked my ass off, because I started working 1/11 instead of 1/1. I asked my boss about it, and he's giving me the larger bonus instead (woo).

Too bad it's mostly going to be used to catch up on my student loans :/


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06-15-2011, 06:56 PM

I met this girl named Tanya today at lunch today, the smile she gave me when I first saw her made me drop my cellphone mid-text and generally stand there looking like a schmuck.


I can't even fucking think straight.

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06-15-2011, 07:01 PM

Today I sat in a 50 year old, fully functional, air worthy and still operational fighter jet.


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Luinbariel
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06-15-2011, 07:04 PM

In the other picture it looks like the pilot is pointing at his penis.


LOL PENIS.
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Kirby
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06-15-2011, 07:10 PM

(06-15-2011, 07:01 PM)HeK link Wrote: Today I sat in a 50 year old, fully functional, air worthy and still operational fighter jet.


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I got to sit in the cockpit of a F-14 when I was a kid at an airshow at the Brunswick Naval Air Base here in Maine, dear god was it only about the coolest thing ever.

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06-15-2011, 08:26 PM

(06-15-2011, 06:56 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: I met this girl named Tanya today at lunch today, the smile she gave me when I first saw her made me drop my cellphone mid-text and generally stand there looking like a schmuck.


I can't even fucking think straight.


go on...

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06-15-2011, 08:57 PM

(06-15-2011, 08:26 PM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3603.msg210459#msg210459 date=1308182201]
I met this girl named Tanya today at lunch today, the smile she gave me when I first saw her made me drop my cellphone mid-text and generally stand there looking like a schmuck.


I can't even fucking think straight.


go on...
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he went home and jerked off to her mental picture

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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06-15-2011, 10:20 PM

xfd Vancouver

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(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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06-16-2011, 05:34 AM

Who choked worse, LeBron or Vancouver?

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06-16-2011, 08:02 AM

People in my country riot over losing the most important hockey game of the year. I fucking love my country.

... though too bad this shit doesn't happen in Ottawa. And people wonder why I hate the Sens...
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06-16-2011, 12:30 PM

(06-16-2011, 08:02 AM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: People in my country riot over losing the most important hockey game of the year. I fucking love my country.

... though too bad this shit doesn't happen in Ottawa. And people wonder why I hate the Sens...

easily the best part so far:

Vancouver Riot - Flash Bang to the Nuts

There will be less canucks in the future. Population control at its finest

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06-16-2011, 01:48 PM

This was posted in irc last night I think, but I remembered it today.

http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/MLP...744h&qo=17

'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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06-16-2011, 02:02 PM

(06-16-2011, 01:48 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: This was posted in irc last night I think, but I remembered it today.

http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/MLP...744h&qo=17


Quote:NOTICE: DON'T HOST THIS GAME ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY EXPLICIT PERMISSION.


Brb, uploading FLV file to /flash/ and to newgrounds

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copulatingduck
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06-16-2011, 03:57 PM

It's good to know that some people didn't let the crazy get to them and continued on like nothing was different, having sex in the streets

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06-16-2011, 07:54 PM

(06-16-2011, 03:57 PM)Duck link Wrote: It's good to know that some people didn't let the crazy get to them and continued on like nothing was different, having sex in the streets

Hey, at least somebody from Vancouver can score on the road

(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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06-16-2011, 07:54 PM

(06-16-2011, 07:54 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3603.msg210562#msg210562 date=1308257861]
It's good to know that some people didn't let the crazy get to them and continued on like nothing was different, having sex in the streets

Hey, at least somebody from Vancouver can score on the road
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06-16-2011, 08:05 PM

What the fuck dude. We have people losing their shit over a game while world issues don't get a second thought.


Almost forgot we live in a world where people come together to hate each other in the name of sport.

gg humanity

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06-16-2011, 08:07 PM

(06-15-2011, 08:26 PM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3603.msg210459#msg210459 date=1308182201]
I met this girl named Tanya today at lunch today, the smile she gave me when I first saw her made me drop my cellphone mid-text and generally stand there looking like a schmuck.


I can't even fucking think straight.


go on...
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And I found out she's a professional model, and that was a very polished and practiced model smile. Additionally, she's 25, grew up in New Hampshire, lives locally now, and has been living with her boyfriend quite happily now for 5 years. She has a dog named Triscut, he's a beagle.


Fuck you.  Sad

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06-16-2011, 08:15 PM

(06-16-2011, 03:57 PM)Duck link Wrote: It's good to know that some people didn't let the crazy get to them and continued on like nothing was different, having sex in the streets


After seeing those cop car pics, brb moving to Vancouver.

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06-16-2011, 08:22 PM

Most places are reporting that a group of them came prepared with masks, etc to protect against tear gas, suggesting that a decent amount were anarchists masquerading as hockey fans.

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