Inter-Forum Romances

[Versus]

james has a crush on me

wtf howd u no!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=geoff link=topic=5140.msg182765#msg182765 date=1289247381]
james has a crush on me

wtf howd u no!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/quote]
Well this is awkward.

[Benito Mussolini]

I proclaim this thread gay.

No. You're gay.

[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=5140.msg182773#msg182773 date=1289249525]
I proclaim this thread gay.

No. You're gay.
[/quote]

Fantastic.

Now bend over. I have a gift for you.

[Luca Shoal]

I'm sorry, but kitties are my only love.



Furry and purry and warm in the night.
I love getting the flashlight and watching you fight
with a beam you can't touch or possibly eat.
When it comes to my heart, you've got them all beat.

You're there when I shower,
you're there when I need,
and although you hate it
you're there when I read.

You can't possibly know how much I care
how comforting to run my hands through your hair
and so kitty I'll stop and just say it true:
you're my little buddy and I'll always love you.

So you like Honest? Teehee

[Odin]

What is this I don't even

[Surf314]

I have a crush on:

Dave's rage (sorry didzo)
Kor's voice
Vandam for that one time
Rumsfald for being the forums fonzie
At0m because he is sexy
Caff for his mind

That's all the inappropriateness I can come up with now.

[Wrath Of Sandvich]

I can't take not sharing this feeling anymore. I am in love with CorpseFactor. Ever since that day he called me sparkle boy, I have been craving his body. I must bear his children, I will. Corpse, I love you, now and forever.

I also have a raging hard-on for Karth's willy wonka hat.

[rumsfald]

To my loves.

When I first played TF2 I thought it was dookie
Then I met, and fell in love with Yashooki.
Turns out Yashookie was a girl.
I wouldn't meet another like him till I met Turtle.

Caffeine Powered started us off with Friday Night Fights.
He woulda been the one, if his laptop-server coulda lasted the nights.
Then, there was sweet Luca.
But he's a furry, and I'm no fucking kooka.

Oh, Kor with his deep throat.
Telling me to get on point, got my oats.
But he left me for warhammer.
Or was it WoW. Or does it matter?

Then was his lil Bro, that Vandam baller.
He loved me till I was his midnight caller.
And Surf, he was cute, but kinda alright,
cause he always wanted to get in a forum fight.

Like everyone else, I have the hots for Liz
I dream of giving her my medic jizz
But not for the reasons that most would fear
I'd only do it to get closer to HeK, her engineer.

They used to say I <3 at0m, alright.
and I thought that was kinda trite.
Till he saved me from rats in baltimore
Now I will love him forevermore.
quoth the leia, forevermore.

Oh, shout out to my lovie English paps.
Budr in his assless chaps
and Dave with his White Lightning
What I'd let them do to me is frightening.

Let me not forget my Platetside,
Major and his angry backside.
Val and her everlasting supply
almost makes me forget about moldy Ertai.

Sure, when drunk I have fooled around.
With a Crow, an Ianki, and a Zargon.
But we know those hookups are just a quick spell.
After all, "Don't ask, don't tell."

I apologize, if you feel left out.
If I tapped that, and didn't give you a shoutout.
It's late, and I need go sleep for the night.
Just me. And Versus. And his fleshlight.

[Dr. Zaius]

To my loves.

When I first played TF2 I thought it was dookie
Then I met, and fell in love with Yashooki.
Turns out Yashookie was a girl.
I wouldn't meet another like him till I met Turtle.

.....

I apologize, if you feel left out.
If I tapped that, and didn't give you a shoutout.
It's late, and I need go sleep for the night.
Just me. And Versus. And his fleshlight.

post of the year

/thread

[Luinbariel]

That was pretty amazing.

[ZargonX]

Close the board down; we have reached maximum epic.

[Greatbacon]

Close the board down; we have reached maximum epic.

Nothing to see here folks, it's all done.  Show's over, go home.  Last one out turn off the lights.

[Gump]

[Versus]

OH MY GOD

[[SiN] Merc]

[Kor]

Holy. Shit. Rummy.

[CaffeinePowered]

I need to create a shrine for that post in the read first section

[shadowcast]

I cannot believe Rummy left me out.  Going to go kill myself slowly now.  :'(

[at0m]

lol at Zaius and his unrequited love. Hopefully he won't completely melt and disappear from embarassment.

\o/ for Surf and Rummy, you're both cool dudes.

0_o holy shit Shadow actually uses the forums o_0