The Thread of Cannabis Connoisseurs

[rumsfald]

^you ought not feel bad. The "chronically low" joke cracked me up. If you look back, I threw plenty of dumb jokes in to muck the thread up earlier. The way I look at it, if someone else has the lulz covered, then I can make a serious point, or vice-versa*. Most threads have plenty of room for more than one main theme.



*not to be confused with "versus has a lot of vices"

[PyroZombie]

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[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4176.msg141475#msg141475 date=1268630149]
I support weed, but I do not partake;

1.I can't seem to find that rumored "Smart-Pothead", only the annoying "Mahhn", Wondering, Trance pothead.

2.I can't imagine being high, I'm a mess with keeping everything together and a mess of anger issues. I'm afraid if I smoke some, all the rage that composes my being will evaporate and I will simply cease to exist.

and 3. Too much legal trouble.

lol
that's good.
personally, I have an anger issue, I just don't take out said rage in video games (read: Diiiiiiiiiiidzooo), and I've never had an ego loss on pot.
...
There was that one time my eyes were leaking out when I did DXM for the first time..lol
remember kids, 4th plat trips arent fun
[/quote]But it's so easy to take it out in videogames;

1.You wish death upon something,

2.it dies,

3.???,

4.Profit.
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yeah but i meant i dont rage over the mic and stuff.
im too mellow for that yelling business...
but when I'm drunk oh god thats different.
[/quote]I'm don't mean yelling at stuff, I mean just killing shit in a videogame. You see this collection of data shaped into a human, and you beat the hell out of him with a fondue pot, like you want to do to the bitch in the Bed, Bath and Beyond.

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

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[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=4176.msg141402#msg141402 date=1268600515]
So my roommie and I have started to go out and look for places to smoke.
We've smoked on a bunch of buildings so far lol

If the local PD doesn't have a garage in which the cruisers are parked overnight, grab a big bong, and go hit a bong while sittin on the hood of a cruiser, it's mad fun.


;D


[/quote]yeah but we live in Canada, so the cops won't care lol
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If I didn't have the funnest job in the world....
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do tell
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I work for a company that makes high-end electonic communications filters, they go into applications such as: Identify Friend-Foe modules in fighter jets, GPS satelites, the Mars Rover, if you have a speed pass for a highway system, I probably built somthing that's inside of that, remotely guided missiles and bombs, all sorts of neat shit that has a need to communicate 2 way with extreme power and reliability.

Basically I get to sit at a work bench, play with extremely expensive legos and be really baked all day in a company where only one person isn't baked, all day.


[/quote]... ;_;

[copulatingduck]

not to detract from the thread too much, but...

i have a friend that sees merit in the idea of having his brother procure and ship weed from Texas to the northeast (really cheap). Best idea so far is baggies in peanut butter jars a la "care packages"

i figure maybe a few of you would know of or have better ideas (I will not even pretend this is an area of expertise, I default to you)

if you dont feel like elaborating in thread (would that be frowned upon?) feel free to pm me. will relay ideas to my bro

[Dtrain323i]

not to detract from the thread too much, but...

i have a friend that sees merit in the idea of having his brother procure and ship weed from Texas to the northeast (really cheap). Best idea so far is baggies in peanut butter jars a la "care packages"

i figure maybe a few of you would know of or have better ideas (I will not even pretend this is an area of expertise, I default to you)

if you dont feel like elaborating in thread (would that be frowned upon?) feel free to pm me. will relay ideas to my bro

yes, please share with us the details of your drug trafficking plans. Only word of advice I have is stay off Interstate 80, especially near Omaha/Council Bluffs. The county sheriff and the State Police do drug busts on that stretch of road every day.

[copulatingduck]

this is just personal use, abs no reason to use a car


edit inb4 nice try dea

[Luinbariel]

Don't ship it FedEx, whatever you do.

Did you know they're supposed to be like the #1 "accidental" drug trafficker out there? So many people try it and only some get away with it.

I remember taking a call from someone who was like "where's ma box" and I'm like "Please hold while I find ou- OH. Hold please."  Then I put them on hold and read all the notes that said "call da poleece". It was amazing how long he was willing to stay suspiciously on hold while I made some calls.

I kept that tracking number for a few weeks afterwards just to check up on it for the lulz. I think he got caught though.

[shoopfox]

not to detract from the thread too much, but...

i have a friend that sees merit in the idea of having his brother procure and ship weed from Texas to the northeast (really cheap). Best idea so far is baggies in peanut butter jars a la "care packages"

i figure maybe a few of you would know of or have better ideas (I will not even pretend this is an area of expertise, I default to you)

if you dont feel like elaborating in thread (would that be frowned upon?) feel free to pm me. will relay ideas to my bro

Wouldn't it be easier to put that in shampoo bottles than peanut
butter? D:

[zaneyard]

http://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/b...ail_drugs/

[copulatingduck]

Wouldn't it be easier to put that in shampoo bottles than peanut
butter? D:

I guess? idk, i haven't put much thought into this and said friend is the impulsive-type

http://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/b...ail_drugs/

haha, I remember that thread actually. thanks for reminding me, I think I have it saved..

edit: I did

[zaneyard]

pretty sure everything is on reddit

[JoKeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

i am so high right now

[Professor Funbucks]

i am so high right now

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-to...anoia.html

>low blood sugar

... I think we found our cause... maybe I should start eating healthy or something.

[Surf314]

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-to...anoia.html

>low blood sugar

... I think we found our cause... maybe I should start eating healthy or something.

You should ideally take a break from marijuana until you see a doctor, or at the very least just see a doctor. Panic attacks could be nothing or they could be the symptom of a larger problem. That's only something a trained medical professional can tell you. Forget about my rage-rantings as well, doctors have a legal responsibility to maintain confidentiality on anything you discuss with them unless they have a substantial belief you pose a danger to yourself or others.

[Professor Funbucks]

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-to...anoia.html

>low blood sugar

... I think we found our cause... maybe I should start eating healthy or something.

Pendulum - Blood Sugar Full 5min Version

[Totla]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100325/ap_o...california

[shoopfox]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100325/ap_o...california

Man I hope that passes so bad so Oregon's movement might have a better chance.

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

So should this mirror the drunk thread? Post when you are high? Is it worth it?

[Luinbariel]