Dwarf Fortress

[Chaosye]

Also guys I made the Great Brewery :3
It contains 32 Stills.

[ZargonX]

I stand in awe of your brewing prowess.

[Chaosye]

Also in a couple weeks ingame after creating the brewery:

We will never go thirsty again.

[Chaosye]

Aaaaand my turn is done :3
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U5QH515B
Just unzip and play :3
Also a note, above the great brewery I've cleared out a room, I want you to fill that room with stills as well.
We will have the most beer in any fortress ever.
It lives up to our name
BLINDBEER

[Eschatos]

Oh, it's time for some fun.  I just need to find out how to distill methanol, to fulfill the "blind" part of blindbeer.

[Chaosye]

Alright then, from here on out, the main and ONLY export of this fortress will be alcohol!
WE WILL GO BLIND FROM THE HANGOVERS
also war elephants

[Creepy]

The 'could not find empty barrel' spam must be legendary.

[chronomaster]

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET BEHIND THE DOOR

Fixed that for ya.

[Chaosye]

The 'could not find empty barrel' spam must be legendary.

Actually there is literally none of that.
It's mostly:
[dwarf] cancels create barrel: Not enough wood.

Which is why I'm making many woodcutters and pretty much cutting apart the entire forest.
:3

I made a request for many barrels to be made.

[Dave]

birth a new dwarf called dave, raise him as a warrior/guard captain and ill give you imunity from my outbursts of rage AND ill learn how to play this.

[Chaosye]

escahtos where are yoooouuuuuuu

[Eschatos]

Oh.  Didn't know you were done.  Where's the files?

[Sponson]

Oh.  Didn't know you were done.  Where's the files?

Like 3 posts up are you blind. Get it? Blindbeer?

[Chaosye]

Eschattoooooooooooos
are you going to skip your turn or what
say somethin

[Eschatos]

Yeah, I don't really have time, what with school starting and all.

[Luca Shoal]

HAVE SOME CONTENT!

Backstory - Holistic Detective was like, the ultimate killing machine of Headshoots (the second huge succession fort after Boatmurdered on SA.) She killed things with a backpack, and had the legendary adamantite plate armor, Trailmachines. She fucking walked through lava to murder kobolds, took a dragon and titans one on one... and, well, was unkillable.



Headshoots was brought down by Civ Editor, turning Holistic and some other Doof into murderous Skeletons. Holistic won after losing her arms by biting the other Legendary Doofs RIBS off.

[Chaosye]

Gosh darn it someone do a turn
:C

[Creepy]

Who was next?  Did you go last?

[Chaosye]

Yes I did
Eschatos is supposed to go but he says he cant do it because of school
WHO'S NEXT
I think it's Luca

[Luca Shoal]

This fortress does not like me dad ;-;