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fyre BRB, Posting  Posts: 1,968 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-22-2008, 03:30 PM
Bought a new tv. Placed it on the stand. It's not level. Help. Please.
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ScottyGrayskull Unbalancer of the Internet Posts: 1,718 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-22-2008, 03:35 PM
(12-22-2008, 03:30 PM)fyre link Wrote: Bought a new tv. Placed it on the stand. It's not level. Help. Please. Put a folded piece of paper under one corner. Caffeine`brb!u: /facepalm Caffeine`brb!u: you have the technological ability of Dede Caffeine`brb!u: OOOOOOO what does this button do Caffeine`brb!u: *break* Caffeine`brb!u: SCOTTY GET OUT OF MY SERVER |
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fyre BRB, Posting Posts: 1,968 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-22-2008, 03:44 PM
(12-22-2008, 03:35 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [quote author=fyre link=topic=2044.msg57553#msg57553 date=1229977814] Put a folded piece of paper under one corner. [/quote] Your solution is disturbingly low-tech. I will try it. |
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x BRB, Posting Posts: 646 Joined: Oct 2008 |
12-22-2008, 05:09 PM
What TV? Not that I can help, just curious.
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rumsfald Guest |
12-22-2008, 05:18 PM
you will know it is level when you sit on it and the drool comes out both sides of your mouth.
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HeK Rotartsinimda   Posts: 4,183 Joined: Jun 2015 |
12-22-2008, 08:52 PM
Your house is obviously not level, this is the major source of the problem.
You need a new house, one that was made level. |
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Fail Medic Actually made of WIN  Posts: 1,523 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-22-2008, 08:54 PM
Gravity causes TVs to wobble. Move to the ISS. Bring straps.
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HeK Rotartsinimda Posts: 4,183 Joined: Jun 2015 |
12-22-2008, 08:56 PM
I retract my previous advise. Your TV and house are both level, you are not.
Place folded paper under your foot until the problem is solved. |
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fyre BRB, Posting Posts: 1,968 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-22-2008, 11:22 PM
lol @ everyone
@ budr This one Samsung support said the stand might be defective. They are sending a new one. |
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Squishy3 Closet Furry  Posts: 5,757 Joined: May 2008 |
12-22-2008, 11:57 PM
Samsung is full of shit, fyre ask your parents why you weren't born level.
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps  Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
12-23-2008, 12:09 AM
get on my level
8) Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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Honest Ignoooore Meee, kupo Posts: 2,334 Joined: Sep 2008 |
12-23-2008, 12:14 AM
Yell really loud at the TV stand.
(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here 
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Dave White Lighting - Extra 50% Free Posts: 4,177 Joined: Jun 2008 |
12-23-2008, 06:08 AM
kick the shit out of it before you give it them back
fuckers sending you faulty shit try and get a dog to shit on it to, to it stinks up the van they take it back in. 
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rumsfald Guest |
12-23-2008, 06:21 AM
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ScottyGrayskull Unbalancer of the Internet Posts: 1,718 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-24-2008, 08:56 AM
(12-22-2008, 08:52 PM)HeK link Wrote: Your house is obviously not level, this is the major source of the problem. Or just put a wedge of paper under a corner of your house. Caffeine`brb!u: /facepalm Caffeine`brb!u: you have the technological ability of Dede Caffeine`brb!u: OOOOOOO what does this button do Caffeine`brb!u: *break* Caffeine`brb!u: SCOTTY GET OUT OF MY SERVER |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
12-29-2008, 11:50 AM
Shove off the yoke of capitalism! You need not add possessions to gain balance in your life! Why horde folded paper when the starving masses should all have their piece of folded paper? Take your piece of paper that you would jealously and wrongfully fold for yourself and divide it amongst all those you know, so that all might share in the paper bounty! To gain balance you must not add, but subtract! Through the use of your own hands you will level the stand! And through that manual labor you will gain insight and peace! Work shall set you free!
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cbre88x Seabreeze: That Damn Sniper Posts: 2,835 Joined: Apr 2008 |
12-29-2008, 12:02 PM
I don't think his parents were level to begin with. They allowed to bring an unleveled son into this cruel terrible world. Did they ever bother to take a levelness test? No. Now their son has the terrible disease. It's sad he'll have to live his whole life on paper now.
 
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ainmosni Man of Ethanol  Posts: 1,670 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-29-2008, 01:50 PM
(12-29-2008, 11:50 AM)A. Crow link Wrote: Shove off the yoke of capitalism! You need not add possessions to gain balance in your life! Why horde folded paper when the starving masses should all have their piece of folded paper? Take your piece of paper that you would jealously and wrongfully fold for yourself and divide it amongst all those you know, so that all might share in the paper bounty! To gain balance you must not add, but subtract! Through the use of your own hands you will level the stand! And through that manual labor you will gain insight and peace! Work shall set you free! +1 Signature temporarily out of order until I get off my lazy ass to fix it. |
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fyre BRB, Posting Posts: 1,968 Joined: Mar 2008 |
12-29-2008, 09:23 PM
(12-29-2008, 12:02 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: I don't think his parents were level to begin with. They allowed to bring an unleveled son into this cruel terrible world. Did they ever bother to take a levelness test? No. Now their son has the terrible disease. It's sad he'll have to live his whole life on paper now. QFMFT |
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Geoff Real World Azn Posts: 3,921 Joined: Apr 2008 |
12-29-2008, 09:31 PM
I use a nike sportsbench for my tv stand, ghetto fixes ftw?
(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel |
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